Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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