Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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