I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize