I think I am morally bankrupt
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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