before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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