'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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