I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
