Betty ford says i'm here all night
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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