But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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