just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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