I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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