a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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