Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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