Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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