I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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