You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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