Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
