idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I think my moral compass just broke
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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