so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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