What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
accomplished twins. life is a go
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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