Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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