I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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