you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
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