3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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