I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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