I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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