People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
