this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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