Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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