Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Randomize
