Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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