just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Let's paint friendship bongs
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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