I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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