no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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