So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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