WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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