Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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