I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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