I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
His hands were made for my vagina.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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