TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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