You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I think my moral compass just broke
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