I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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