Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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