Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He called his prostate his "boner button".
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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