Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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