he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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