fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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