If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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