Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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