A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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