My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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