Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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