thus making me awesome and them whores
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
pop tarts are not kleenex
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
