escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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